Update: Beyoncé Has Given Birth to Twins!
Image via AP.
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter herself has
given birth to twins, multiple outlets who’d better not be
wrong or else are reporting.
“Bey and Jay are thrilled and have started sharing the news
with their family and closest friends,” a source told People.
We still don’t know the sex of the newly born babes, though an
unidentified random lady was seen hauling a pair of balloons—one for
a boy, one for a girl—to UCLA Medical Center yesterday, along
with a card that very blatantly said “J + B.” Josh and Brynn?
Jeremiah and Bobelessa? I don’t think so.
TMZ reports that the twins are
indeed a boy and girl, but also that Bey is being kept in the
hospital with a minor, unspecified issue:
Sources connected with the family tell us the twins were born
Monday in a Los Angeles hospital. We’re told a “minor issue”
surfaced, and as a result … doctors do not feel comfortable
We do not know the nature of the issue.
Meanwhile, Tina Lawson is in…New York?
“God lets things happen in his time not ours! Dont try to rush
him!” she wrote.
Is she referring to the twins? Is she referring to something
else entirely? If the twins were born Monday, there’s no reason
she’d still need to be in L.A. a week later? Unless there were,
in fact, complications? So maybe there aren’t and
Beyoncé was like, MOTHER PLEASE, GIVE US
Here’s a good approach:
Update, 12:07 p.m.: Bey’s dad says they’re
The Parks and Rec gang got back together for a selfie,
minus a couple of key members. (I like to imagine Nick
Offerman is at home making sweet love to his wife,
Megan Mullally, atop a
wood chipper. Chris Pratt is probably
knee-deep in a bowl of cereal.)
I don’t know if this means a series reboot is afoot or what,
but it’s cute nonetheless.
Monica recently underwent an eight-hour
surgery for endometriosis [Bossip]
Ashanti got extremely pissed at her
Caitlyn Jenner joked about Wednesday’s
congressional baseball shooting, and the College Republicans
loved it. [Huffington Post]
Alyssa Milano filed a $10 million lawsuit
against her former business manager for allegedly leading her
to financial ruin. [Variety]