Justin Bieber Posts ‘GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT’ Apology, Expresses Desire to Be ‘SUSTAINABLE’

Justin Bieber took to [the desktop version of]
the Notes app Wednesday to share a long note to his fans in
which he offered something resembling an explanation for
canceling the final 14 dates of his
Purpose tour.

In the note—which was first written in the aforementioned Notes
app, photographed somewhat poorly, and then uploaded to his
Instagram account—the young singer begins by saying he’s
“grateful for the tours” and being able to “go through this
life WITH YOU [THE FANS].” You know, typical stuff pop stars
say to appease the rabid fans whose collective wrath they’re
probably sort of a teensy bit scared of.

He goes on to say that he is done letting “bitterness, jealousy
and fear” run his life, and that he’s grateful to be surrounded
by people who want to help him “build [his] character back up.”
(I have a feeling one of those people is Hillsong’s Carl Lentz.)

But let’s jump back to the reason for canceling his tour.
Bieber says he took the time off in order to work on becoming
“SUSTAINABLE,” much like this Oregon dairy farm.
He writes:

“I want my career to be sustainable, but I also want my mind
heart and soul to be sustainable. So that I can be the man I
want to be, the husband I eventually want to be and the
father I want to be.”

Bieber ends the message by cutting his haters off at the pass,
writing (all sic’ed):


[The Guardian]

Taylor Swift and that DJ she says groped her
back in 2013 are going to trial in Denver soon, and TMZ says
it’s the hottest ticket in town. “Only 32 seats will be held
each day for the public, and they’ll be granted on a
first-come, first-serve basis,” they write.

Once the trial begins, interested parties (who
wouldn’t want to watch a woman relive a traumatic
experience in court?) “can start lining up at 6 AM and passes
will be handed out at 7 to the first 32.”

Hahaha, yuck.


On a brighter note, Page Six asked the wonderful Debi Mazar for
the secret to a “happy marriage,” and she said,
“Alcohol, sex — lots of sex.”

Related: I don’t know familiar you all are with the
1999 film
The Insider, but Mazar steals every scene
she’s in. It’s a wildly compelling performance, even though
she’s just, like, eating lunch in the background of every

[Page Six]

  • Shookus getting deeper and deeper into
    Ben Affleck’s inner circle. [Us Weekly]
  • This headline is wild, even for The Daily
    . [Daily Mail]
  • I would like to point out that this story included ZERO
    involvement from Meghan Markle, despite the
    suggestions of its rude and deceptive headline. [E! Online]
  • Will Smith learned a lot about parenting
    after Willow shaved her head, which I can
    understand. [Fox News]
  • A very good story about one of my favorite
    from the periphery of the
    . [Page Six]

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