Rude: Kylie Jenner Might Have Had the Baby Already
NO BABY BUMP. Image via Twitter.
Baby bump detectives (everyone) are working hard on
Kylie Jenner’s warped pregnancy timeline, and
the puzzle is starting to look like a baby, ergo: omfg.
For your consideration:
- Exhibit A: “THE BOGUS BUMP” [emphasis
TMZ] is a fuzzy video of either a bump or a mirage from
January, months before Kylie announced her pregnancy in
September, which would considerably set back the supposed
early 2018 due date.
- Exhibit B: “OMG Pics of Kylie Jenner’s Baby Bump Have Just
Surfaced,” images of Kylie Jenner placing her hand on a
bump-like form in an oversized jacket, possibly from Jordyn
Woods’s birthday party in September, inferring that Kylie was
“pretty far along” by this time. [Seventeen]
- Exhibit C: This
garbage Kardashian-Jenner Christmas card (above) with no
- Exhibit D: She hasn’t been on social media in a while.
Inconclusive. In the meantime, here’s the morning baby bump
Anna Faris officiated her podcast co-host
Sim Sarna’s wedding in Uggs, which is both
nice because it’s Anna Faris and liberating for anybody who’s
worn heels to an outdoor wedding.
- The Royal Family is dishing out
end-of-year knighthoods and honorariums (Ringo Starr,
Barry Gibb, Ed Sheeran, Wiley). [NME]
Ryan Seacrest now acting like
he didn’t shit all over Mariah Carey’s NYE performance
because it’s expedient and he’s on TV and he’s a
nice person. This is deeply satisfying. [Fox
Justin Timberlake’s recent trademarking
activity suggests that he is pivoting toward nature.
Papoose more or less screamed to the world
that Remy Ma is pregnant. [Instagram]
- Ew, this is what this person is up to.