Rude: Kylie Jenner Might Have Had the Baby Already

NO BABY BUMP. Image via Twitter.

Baby bump detectives (everyone) are working hard on
Kylie Jenner’s warped pregnancy timeline, and
the puzzle is starting to look like a baby, ergo: omfg.

For your consideration:

  • Exhibit A: “THE BOGUS BUMP” [emphasis
    TMZ
    ] is a fuzzy video of either a bump or a mirage from
    January, months before Kylie announced her pregnancy in
    September, which would considerably set back the supposed
    early 2018 due date.
  • Exhibit B: “OMG Pics of Kylie Jenner’s Baby Bump Have Just
    Surfaced,” images of Kylie Jenner placing her hand on a
    bump-like form in an oversized jacket, possibly from Jordyn
    Woods’s birthday party in September, inferring that Kylie was
    “pretty far along” by this time. [Seventeen]
  • Exhibit C: This
    garbage Kardashian-Jenner Christmas card
    (above) with no
    Kylie.
  • Exhibit D: She hasn’t been on social media in a while.
    [Us
    Weekly
    ]

Inconclusive. In the meantime, here’s the morning baby bump
packet:


Anna Faris officiated her podcast co-host
Sim Sarna’s wedding in Uggs, which is both
nice because it’s Anna Faris and liberating for anybody who’s
worn heels to an outdoor wedding.


  • The Royal Family is dishing out
    end-of-year knighthoods and honorariums (Ringo Starr,
    Barry Gibb, Ed Sheeran, Wiley
    ). [NME]
  • Ryan Seacrest now acting like
    he didn’t
    shit all over Mariah Carey’s NYE performance
    because it’s expedient and he’s on TV and he’s a
    nice person
    . This is deeply satisfying. [Fox
    News
    ]
  • Justin Timberlake’s recent trademarking
    activity suggests that he is pivoting toward nature.
    [NME]
  • Papoose more or less screamed to the world
    that Remy Ma is pregnant. [Instagram]
  • Ew, this is what this person is up to.
    [The
    Sun
    ]

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