Some Paddington 2 Thinkpiece Ideas

Via Warner Bros.

“We Need to Talk About Bears Not Being Able to Talk: Holding
Paddington 2 Accountable for Its Lies”

“Paddington’s Relentless Marmalade Propaganda Will Give Your
Eyes (and Children) Diabetes”

“Why Paddington and Knuckles’s Prison Coupling Is the Queer
Love Story We Need Right Now”

“How Paddington 2’s Cheerful Depiction of Prison Is
Complicit in the Carceral State’s Injustices”

“Yaaaaas Paddington, No Qween: How a Talking, Winning Bear
Smashes the Patriarchy…and Monarchy?”

“Queering the National Lines: I Can’t Remember If Hugh Grant Is
Gay or Just British and Paddington 2 Sure Isn’t
Helping!”

“The Weinstein Company Was Supposed to Release Paddington
2
; What Happened Next Will Totally Amaze You (If You’ve
Been in a Coma for the Past Six Months)”

“Spoiler Alert Yellow, Feminist Alert Red: How Judy Brown’s
Change in Direction for her High School Journalism Project in
Paddington 2 Fails Women”

“Paddington 2 Proves That You Can Get Away with
Fucking Up Anything As Long as You Do It in a Virtuosically
Rube Goldbergian Way and Are Also a Bear”

“Can a Bear Consent? What About a Bear with Highly Expressive
Eyes? What About a Bear with Highly Expressive Eyes Who Can
Talk
?”

“Paddington Invented a Genius Window-Washing Hack (Soaping
Yourself Up and Rubbing Your Copious Fur Against the Glass) and
Nothing Will Ever Be the Same”

“Paddington’s Aunt Lucy Said, ‘If You Look for the Good in
People, You’ll Find It,’ But I Don’t Want Any Bear
Looking at Me for That Long and It’s My Right as a Human to Say
So”

“Paddington Is Polite; The Bear That Ate My Family Wasn’t”

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