West Wing Schmucks Fail the One Test Literally All Jews Are Supposed to Pass 

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Ding ding! Do you hear that? That’s the sound of the last of
the Capital Bikeshare bikes being ridden home from the Trump
White House after a day of governing for the Nazis, by the
Nazis.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • After the president sided with Swastika-toting Nazis
    screaming “Jews will not replace us” while marching on a black
    church with torches, the multiple Jewish people working in the
    West Wing (chief economic advisor Gary Cohn, the president’s
    son-in-law and daughter, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin)
    have not uttered a peep in protest. The legacy of the Holocaust
    is banged into the heads of young Jews so hard that my
    adolescence was plagued with recurring Warsaw ghetto
    nightmares—this is LITERALLY WHAT WE WERE TRAINED FOR IN HEBREW
    SCHOOL, as several protest signs have astutely noted—and yet
    these fucking nebbishes are just plodding around, shitting on
    the graves of their ancestors. Then again, Dorothy Thompson
    always knew what’s up.
    [New York Times]
  • Ibid. [HuffPost]
  • No, sorry Gary, this doesn’t count. [Politico]
  • If you can stomach re-living it, it’s really worth checking
    out Vice’s Charlottesville documentary. [Vice]
  • Heather Heyer’s mom’s speech at her memorial service is
    also worth your time. [Washington Post]
  • Trump’s plan to privatize air traffic control would add
    $100 billion to the deficit, according to a new analysis.
    [The Hill]
  • Republicans seem to be liking Putin more and more, I wonder
    why that is? [Politico]
  • In another STRONG, DECISIVE move to OBLITERATE THE EVIL
    OBAMA LEGACY, the Trump administration just dismantled a
    Capital Bikeshare station installed for White House personnel
    in 2010. [Washington Post]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to
publish:

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