Won’t Somebody Please Think of Chris Christie’s Miserable Children?

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Chris Christie caused a government shut down that
closed all of New Jersey’s state beaches over the Fourth of
July weekend. Then he enjoyed the beach with his family on an
empty shoreline. Then he got dragged to hell over it. You know who didn’t
enjoy all the memes, guys? Chris Christie’s kids. Bet you feel
bad now.

New Jersey 101.5 reports that Governor
Christie called into radio show Ask the Governor on
Thursday, to describe how his poor, sad, miserable kids came up
to him after the controversy exploded and tried to take the
blame for the fact that he came to their beach party:

“They came to me and said, ‘It’s our fault, we should have
just told you that we would have just told all of our friends
to go away.’ And I said to them, no, this was my decision,”
he said.

Can you imagine if he had ruined a child’s party and sent all
their “friends” home just to please the public? That’s
apparently what we all wanted, hateful online monsters that we
are. Christie says he reminded them that he was the adult in
the situation and his decision to enjoy the beach after barring
the citizens of New Jersey from doing so was his alone. But all
of us wags out on the internet simply don’t understand how
hurtful the whole episode was to his innocent babes. The most
hurt they’ve ever been!

“They were more hurt by this latest episode than they’ve been
hurt by anything else that has happened in the eight years
and they don’t understand people’s unfairness and, quite
frankly, their ignorance,” Christie said.

If only we’d kept our comments about it to ourselves and
respected the tenderness of youth.

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